83 examples and counting - Updated 27/09/2008 11:09 GMT
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can only watch the first half of Law and Order.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he couldn't subpoena colada.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't represent himself in The People's Court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he isn't allowed to read Shakespeare.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't break off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Blockbuster won't let him rent 'The Client'.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he couldn't motion a Wii-mote.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
his wife is rejecting his pleadings.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Starbucks turns him away for a lack of grounds.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Ifrit won't respond to his summons.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't appeal an orange.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
his kids have to stay inside at recess.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's having trouble with his hearing.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
even his wife claims he wrongfully discharged.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
they won't scan his items at the checkout.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't play on a jungle gym.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't order in a food court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he had to return any grills in his possession to the court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Nestle repossessed all his chocolate.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
pirates have to say 'QQQQQQQQ' when they're around him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's now a Jack of all trades. Except for one.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Klondike doesn't care what he'd do.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't be within 500ft of Roseanne.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
that the Florida Bar calls now calls disbarment 'Jacking'.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can no longer climb ladders.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to go to Mexico for a drink.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
his subpoenis has gone limp.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't pardon himself after burping.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
a priest and a rabbi are sitting outside him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's no longer spoony.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to swing on monkeys.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's not allowed to be in limbo.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Judge Dredd can't arrest him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't sustain an erection.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's restricted to riding a unicycle.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't file his fingernails.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to grip the sides of a rollercoaster and hope for the best.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't use trial and error.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
even AOL won't send him free trials.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't pass his early morning motion.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't even play Phoenix Wright.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has no signal on his cell phone.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
even the laws of supply and demand avoid him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
his law school gave him a refund.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's not allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't practice the law of gravity.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
sharks can eat him without violating the tenets of professional courtesy.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't buy a case of beer.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he isn't allowed to measure pressure.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to cut his own hair.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't even court disaster.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't take a beginner's ballet class.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't file briefs in his underwear drawer.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can only get pizza at S'ro.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can only present pie charts.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't contract a cold.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's not allowed to read sheet music.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he just smashed the Olympic pole vault record.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't watch videos in widescreen.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't get a case at Costo.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
when he brought his boat to the arena they wouldn't let him docket.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
Jehovah's Witnesses have to skip his house.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't represent the Lollipop Guild.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't watch videos in widescreen.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's only allowed to fly the top left of the U.S. Flag.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can only eat 'beque at picnics.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
hookers won't accept his solicitations.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he doesn't have a place to put his tasks in Windows.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he can't use legal tender.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's not allowed to make his own salad.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to use liquid soap in the shower.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
even Chuck Norris can't reinstate him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he couldn't bail water out of a boat.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
his Ken doll had to marry Skipper.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to choose between John McCain and Ack Obama.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he has to stay 100ft away from Jude Law.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's practically jazz.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred
he's only allowed into Bat-Mitzvahs.
